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Video Verite': Driving with Joseph
Driving While Texting?
Mere Child's Play ...
Why not shoot some iPhone video at the wheel, instead?
... all while exploring the gentle interplay between the 'Haves' and
'Have-Nots' ...
A satirical look at personal lifestyle
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Indeed ... driving home by way of Brook Road
in Milton, Massachusetts while ...
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Hand-holding iPhone in the video record mode ...
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... at 42 Miles Per Hour (68 KPH) ...
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... in teeming rain, on wet pavement ...
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... no braking on the long curve ...
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... all while field-testing the 'every whim satisfied' promise of the
new Daimler-Benz Live Roadside Aryan Assistance Program, featuring 'Social
Interaction Buffer' (SIB), allowing one to engage common tasks without requiring
any direct interaction with commoners deficient in breeding or title ...
(*Not available in the 'C-Class' models) ...
In truth, this was a quick and dirty test-run of iPhone-based video, along
with analysis of YouTube source-degradation ... for future installments of
'Driving with Joseph'.
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